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FUN FACT: I was actually supposed to be born on March 10th, but I was born a month early and when I was born I was really small. So small that I could be held with one hand. I was put in a incubator and I almost died. Fun fact yes?

Also it’s ironic that my name is Paul, because the name Paul means small and I was really small when I was born

and that was story time with Paul

I like how some people act like they would love to hang out with me or at least talk to me once in a while, then they just act like I don’t exist. I felt good because I thought someone wanted to hang out with me, but I was wrong.

……I’m starting to wonder why I am friends with certain people. Certain people just piss me off so much. Maybe they aren’t actually my friends, they probably secretly hate me. I think everyone does. 

So, today was “Switch Your Gender Day” at my school or as I like to call “Transvestite Day” A day wear guys come to school wearing dresses and wigs and makeup, and girls wear hats…..just hats. Because it’s a true fact that all boys wear hats, and when a girl wears a hat it makes her a boy. 

So, I walked past her again today, and she just ignored me. But this time it was different, because she was also holding hands with her new boyfriend. At this point my heart pretty much imploded.

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justinrampage:

Bill Mudron tried to imagined how he could take the madness of Animal Crossing to the next level. His final thought was to give it an awesome Parks & Recreation spin. This mash up would probably be pretty damn fun to play.

Parks & Recreation Crossing by Bill Mudron (Store) (Flickr)

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