Life Is Short, Stunt It!
Oh my fucking god, the masturbation scene in The Dictator.
Masturbation scenes make the best scenes.
Just look at There’s Something About Mary
Whoops. I’m reblogging this. Deal with it
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People tell me how cute I am and they tell me how cute it is how I feel and how I want to love someone and be loved and stuff.
Like..thank you..but it’s not as cute when you think about how much it hurts to not be able to actually love someone and be loved like I really want…
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i’m pretty sure every anon ask I get that ends with a winky face is from the same person and they are either in love with me or they really hate me.
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
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6 weeks. She’s leaving for 6 weeks….I wont get another chance to see her for about 7 weeks.
Maybe people are right and I should try to see other people…
But then again. I DON’T KNOW WHO
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