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Life Is Short, Stunt It!

Hi, my name is Paul and I like to party!
May 24 '13
  • what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
  • what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
  • what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"

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May 24 '13
samspratt: “Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.

samspratt:

“Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt

Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.

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May 24 '13

playitleo:

possum-in-a-jar:

cannabisconnoisseur:

frickyeah1990s:

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. 

“He could eat five or six pork chops.”  He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

 I love Bill!

I want my goddamned cake

Best president.

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May 24 '13

You’re cute.

It’d be cool if you thought I was cute..and wanted to date me or something.

That’d be pretty cool. Yeah. That’d be nice.

Tags: Wouldnt it be nice plays in the background

May 24 '13
sofapizza: that geography final was tough.

sofapizza:

that geography final was tough.

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May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

collegehumor:

Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development

Get ready for the new episodes of Arrested Development with this handy guide to what happened previously on Arrested Development.

Click on the character names here to find out what’s happened to them previously on… Arrested Development.

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May 24 '13
thebluthcompany: juilan:  May 26th YES.

thebluthcompany:

juilan:

 May 26th

YES.

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May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

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May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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