February 2012
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Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye
I really...
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orangeowlett replied to your post: orangeowlett replied to…
THERE ARE MANY We are a magical Hot Rod family, at the very least
THE MAGICAL HOT ROD FAMILY
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orangeowlett replied to your post: orangeowlett replied to your post: Why are people…
My sweet nothings are the sweetest.
Yes, yes they are. Thank you for being the one person who wants me to stay lol
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orangeowlett replied to your post: Why are people following me? My blog is absolutely…
SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH you are a magical light in the darkness of not funny people Don’t burn out my candle
Awwwwwwwww
Why are people following me? My blog is absolutely fucking terrible. I don’t even know why I have 400 followers, or why I even have a Tumblr. I should just delete it, forever, and never use tumblr again.
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Funny Lent Story
When my grandmas friend was younger she gave up her boyfriend, because that was something that she loved. She thought it was a good idea, that guy ended up getting engaged to another woman within a month.
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So ummm I have decided to pretty much give up on crushes for…pretty much ever. I am kinda tired of all the rejection, and sadness, and stress, and anger, and all that shit. It’s pretty annoying. And I am now realizing that all that rejection…has actually affected me more than I thought it did. I do not really feel confident at all, I honestly feel unlikable. So yeah, I...
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lol me and my friend Kyle have known this girl for a while and she constantly has a new boyfriend. Everytime she gets into a new relationship we have something smartass to say lol. On facebook it says she is in a relationship and he is just like “Here we go again” lol
Someday she is going to run out of guys to date and she is probably going to end up dating one of us. Then she is...
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I don’t understand how she can just stop talking to me. We talked all the time, and now she just doesn’t talk to me anymore. I don’t think I did anything wrong. I was nice to her. I don’t know what I did to make her now want to talk to me.
I think I’m going to sleep early today. I’ve been feeling pretty tired lately. And I’m not in the best mood, so yeah. Sleep sounds good right now.
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Holy crap, this is the most insane thing I have... →
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I had a feeling that if I searched up “Why don’t people like” on google, one of the first suggestions that would come up would be “Why don’t people like Nickleback” My assumption was correct.
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Whenever someone takes too long to respond, I feel like I said something wrong and they don’t want to talk to me anymore. And then I go over our conversation to see if anything I said could have been offensive and ugh.
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So, another monday off of school..and still no plans at all. Why do my friends hate hanging out with me?
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Hey, followers. How ya doin?
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I want the word swag to become illegal to say. I want it to become a banned word, that if someone ways it they can be reported to the police with proper evidence that they said it. Then they will be put on trial and if they are proven guilty they will be burned at the stake. Every time I hear someone say this word, I want to stab them in the eyes with rusty nails, shoot them in their kneecaps, and...
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So yesterday, my friend, since he was home alone, decided that he was going to drink a beer. Just one, to see if he acted any different, he was hoping he would slur his words and it would be funny. Nope, it just tasted terrible, made his stomach hurt, and made him tired.
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I wish she didn’t hate me, because I want my fucking bluetooth back! I need it, and she doesn’t! She doesn’t even use it! OR DESERVE IT! GOSH DARNIT I WANT MY FUCKING BLUETOOTH BACK! SHE NEVER EVEN USED IT! I gave it to her so we could talk to each other while we play games. But no, after I gave it to her she never even played with me. I WANT MY FUCKING BLUETOOTH! FUCK!
So, my best friend Kyle FINALLY gave me my birthday present that he ordered on the day of my birthday. He got me this thing that I needed so I could play guitar hero with him. He got me a happy wheels shirt. And….a condom…yeah, I was kinda surprised to find a condom at the bottom of the bag. So yeah, what a wonderful gift that was.
strangewiththepowertochange asked: How about this, the ability to transform into Mr. Bean upon the ingestion of beans or a plus 10 modifier to all Bean related stunt rolls?