March 2012
February 2012
Today is National Sleeping Day
Sleep where ever and whenever the fuck you want.
Can I just…go live on another planet. And not socialize with anybody. I am so terrible at having friends and being a person. Can I please just not exist anymore? Please?
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“If I saw an amputee getting hanged, I would just start shouting out letters.”
– Demetri Martin
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
I am helping sell chocolates for my little sister, and I am a fucking pro at it. I have 16 chocolate bars that people want to buy so far. And I haven’t even asked half of my friends. I am the best.
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Pitbull got an erection on stage because of J-Lo. How unprofessional.
wuya replied to your post: wuya replied to your photo: So…..beautiful :’) I…
LOL awkward. but where is this~?
Dos Lagos. It’s Called Citus City Grille. You gotta go sometime, for the breakfast buffet. As soon as you get to the table they ask you if you want an omelet. It comes with the buffet! SO AMAZING! And the french toast is freaking amazing! EVERYTHING IS SO WONDERFUL!
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wuya replied to your photo: So…..beautiful :’) I got shrimp…and wrapped it in…
JEALOUS!! ;__; so very jealous
I wish you were there. It was so amazing. So much bacon! SO MUCH! I miss it already. I want to live there.
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Anonymous asked: What is the biggest mistake you have ever made money wise?
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heyfunniest:
laughed at this for so long...
I have decided that I am not going to use tumblr for a while. I just..don’t really want to use it. I wanna get away from it for a while. For certain reasons.
To me, Rachel McAdams only looks good with dark hair now.
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Incubus - Drive
Trying to learn this song on...
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I can honestly say that I am now happy being single. I don’t have any crushes on any girls and I don’t plan on having any anytime soon. I pretty much have decided to just give up in a positive way. So yeah, now I can not be all sad and stupid and stuff all the time.
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Had a pretty crazy dream last night. I had sex in it, it was really realistic. I can remember the whole dream perfectly. Yeah, this dream wont stop playing in my head, it is like I watched a really good movie and I can’t stop thinking about a certain scene.
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“”You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness”
– Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
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Other Guys: Did it hurt?
GIrl: Did what hurt?
Other Guys: When you fell from heaven.
Me: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Me: When you burst through the asphalt emerging from the fiery pits of hell.
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“”Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With...”
– If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys
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Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye
I really...
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orangeowlett replied to your post: orangeowlett replied to…
THERE ARE MANY We are a magical Hot Rod family, at the very least
THE MAGICAL HOT ROD FAMILY
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orangeowlett replied to your post: orangeowlett replied to your post: Why are people…
My sweet nothings are the sweetest.
Yes, yes they are. Thank you for being the one person who wants me to stay lol
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orangeowlett replied to your post: Why are people following me? My blog is absolutely…
SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH you are a magical light in the darkness of not funny people Don’t burn out my candle
Awwwwwwwww
Why are people following me? My blog is absolutely fucking terrible. I don’t even know why I have 400 followers, or why I even have a Tumblr. I should just delete it, forever, and never use tumblr again.
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Funny Lent Story
When my grandmas friend was younger she gave up her boyfriend, because that was something that she loved. She thought it was a good idea, that guy ended up getting engaged to another woman within a month.
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So ummm I have decided to pretty much give up on crushes for…pretty much ever. I am kinda tired of all the rejection, and sadness, and stress, and anger, and all that shit. It’s pretty annoying. And I am now realizing that all that rejection…has actually affected me more than I thought it did. I do not really feel confident at all, I honestly feel unlikable. So yeah, I...
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