College Humor Original Sketch: John Mayer’s Hologram 

FX does the most ridiculout censoring EVER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME!?!?

And that is how it is done.

How?

"If all you want is a hug from a black person, then maybe you should just host The Price Is Right."

Tracy Jordan (From 30 Rock)

Some Lyrics by the 4 members of The Beatles from different songs off of The Album "Revolver"

• John : Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream, it is not dying, it is not dying.
• Paul : Your day breaks, your mind aches, you find that all their words of kindness linger on when she no longer needs you.
• George : Each day just go so fast, I turn around its past, you don't get time to hang a sign on me.
• Ringo : WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE

• Me: "Cool, I have adblock, now I don't have to deal with annoying ads anymore"
• Hulu.com: "Hey, you wanna use adblock on our site? Well fuck you, now you can stare at nothing for 30 seconds, bitch! Commercials sound pretty good right now huh? Stop fucking using adblock, asshole"

"If I saw an amputee getting hanged, I would just start shouting out letters."

Demetri Martin